March 20 was World Frog Day as well as the Vernal Equinox.
In order to celebrate World Frog Day properly, one must obtain a frog and a blender...
sapphoq n friends
Monday, March 22, 2010
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Two Things to Worry About
shout out to rebellion dawgs for telling me this variant of heaven no worries/hell shaking hands with your buddies who are there too:
A Jewish guy got drafter for the war and he was worried. So he went to his rabbi. The rabbi told him this:
Son, after training you will be assigned to a combat unit or a non-combat unit. If you are assigned to a non-combat unit, you have nothing to worry about. If you are assigned to a combat unit, you will have two things to worry about.
Either you will be assigned to combat or assigned to something other than direct combat. If you are assigned to something other than direct combat, you have nothing to worry about. If you are assigned to direct combat, you will have two things to worry about.
Either you will get injured or you won't. If you don't get injured, you have nothing to worry about. If you do get injured either you will recover or you won't.
If you recover, you have nothing to worry about. If you don't recover, you will have two things to worry about. Either you will live with your injuries or you will die.
If you live with your injuries, you have nothing to worry about. If you die, you have two things to worry about. Either you will go to heaven or you will go to hell.
If you go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about. And if you go to hell, you still have nothing to worry about because they take bribes in hell.
sapphoq n friends
A Jewish guy got drafter for the war and he was worried. So he went to his rabbi. The rabbi told him this:
Son, after training you will be assigned to a combat unit or a non-combat unit. If you are assigned to a non-combat unit, you have nothing to worry about. If you are assigned to a combat unit, you will have two things to worry about.
Either you will be assigned to combat or assigned to something other than direct combat. If you are assigned to something other than direct combat, you have nothing to worry about. If you are assigned to direct combat, you will have two things to worry about.
Either you will get injured or you won't. If you don't get injured, you have nothing to worry about. If you do get injured either you will recover or you won't.
If you recover, you have nothing to worry about. If you don't recover, you will have two things to worry about. Either you will live with your injuries or you will die.
If you live with your injuries, you have nothing to worry about. If you die, you have two things to worry about. Either you will go to heaven or you will go to hell.
If you go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about. And if you go to hell, you still have nothing to worry about because they take bribes in hell.
sapphoq n friends
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