Tweet Like Deepak Chopra or #TweetLikeDeepak

 I don't know who started the #TweetLikeDeepak hash tag that night.  I do know that it was loads of fun.  Here, for the sake of hysterical preservation, I present my own tweets for the #TweetLikeDeepak event:

 

Gobbly gook is still gobbly gook no matter what kind of fancy cover you put on the book. #JustSaying.



Neither slanderous nor sleezy; neither riotous nor racist; neither hate-filled nor hasty:  #TweetLikeDeepak   And Nazi?  No.  #Atheist.  Yeah.
In response to a tweet accusing atheists of being racist, hate-filled Nazis.  Deepak has made it abundantly clear that he has no use for us atheists, agnostics, skeptics.  Surprise, surprise.  We've no use for his pander either.



Screw  #TweetLikeDeepak.  TOTAL compensation:
Mens Warehouse 2011= $201,865. 
Stock ownership 2012=  $ 15,904. 
#Suckered.
http://www.forbes.com/profile/deepak-chopra-2/
Dude is seriously money-rich.



#TweetLikeDeepak.   Scientists do or do not have a sense of wonder and stuff like that:
http://www.examiner.com/article/deepak-chopra-attacks-his-critics
That's the best he can come up with? 

 

"Shut Up" and everyone went nuts in a #TweetLikeDeepak.  I disagree with what he is doing, but he can say "Shut Up."
http://storyful.com/stories/7136
I don't mind that he tweeted the word "Shut Up."  It briefly made him appear more human.



You can #TweetLikeDeepak all you want to.  But http://www.skepdic.com/chopra.html  no way I'm washing my eyes with toothpaste spittle & tongue scrapings.
A reference to something he does himself and recommends. 

 

#TweetLikeDeepak. Will the real Jeff please stand up?
https://secure.huffingtonpost.com/michael-shermer/deepakese-the-woo-woo-mas_b_405114.html   #JustSaying.



Here ya go: Bunches of #TweetLikeDeepak.
http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/onfaith/panelists/deepak_chopra/    Rather revealing.  Enough ammo for many religious persuasions peeps to get mad.


#LogicalFallacies must be committed or it just ain't a #TweetLikeDeepak.
http://rationallyspeaking.blogspot.com/2009/06/deepak-chopra-defends-oprah-while.html   Learning these fallacies improves arguments.



#TweetLikeDeepak. Seriously now, dude calls skeptics ill-tempered.    http://www.skepticblog.org/2009/12/02/deepak-chopra-shockingly-wrong-even-for-deepak-chopra/  So that makes woo woo? What? Sweet-tempered?




#TweetLikeDeepak.  Holy Crapola Batman, these #Atheists/
#Skeptics are annoyed by Gawd.
http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2009/12/02/deepak-chopra-and-his-choprawoo-take-my/    Wow, man. You wrecking my woo.



Ohyeah, and one last #TweetLikeDeepak. My organismystical being requires rest cuz I've not yet mastered the quantum assholiness of my sole.
Translation:  Off to bed now.  #AwayFromTwitter




Although #TweetLikeDeepak did not trend on Twitter that night, it was loads of fun.  Lots of other people participated with witticisms, but not being mine I did not reproduce them here.

sapphoq n friends