Ten Houses to Avoid while Trick or Treating

a shout-out to Garnet from sapphoqnfriends

10. Any house that seems to be imploding into a hole
in the ground.

9. Any house made of food.

8. Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas.

7. Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement.

6. Any house where high-tension power lines seem to
stop.

5. Any house that keeps growling, "Get out!"

4. Any house where the furniture seems to be walking
around the living room.

3. Any house that looks like a giant, pulsating orb
floating 3 feet above the ground.

2. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in
odd running poses.

1. Any house that wasn't there a couple of seconds ago.