Saturday, February 24, 2007

VACATION 2/24/07

A doctor was on a beach at the Jersey shore and found a magic lantern, he rubbed it, and out pops a genie.

"I am a magic genie and I will grant you three wishes. But I am a New Jersey genie, and I also work for the lawyers. So you should know that what ever you wish for, every lawyer everywhere gets double."

"What is your first wish?"

The doc replies, "I would like a million dollars."

"It is done," replies the genie, "and every lawyer everywhere has two million dollars."

"Your second wish?"

The doc replies, "I would like a Porche Carrera."

"It is done," replies the genie, "and every lawyer everywhere has two Porche Carreras."

"and your third wish?"

The doc thinks a bit, and says,...

"You know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."

lol sapphoq n friends

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