Friday, February 02, 2007

TEXAS AND ILLINOIS 2/2/07

A Texas rancher met a farmer from Illinois one day. The Texan asked the farmer how big his place was.

The farmer pointed. "Well you start here by the edge of the barn, then go down the fence row to the bushes in the distance down there. Then across the back to that tree, then to the next big post and then back to here."

"I see," said the Texan.

The farmer looked up. "How big is your ranch?"

"Well," the Texan said, "I can get in my car in the morning and start driving west. The sun will set before I can get to the other side."

The farmer nodded. "I had a car like that once."

sapphoq n friends laughing on Bridgit's birthday

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