Opposites

with a big shout out to RHINO:

Three aspiring psychiatrists who had gotten their pre-med degrees at three different universities were attending their first class in .

"Just to establish some parameters" said the professor to the student from SUNY-Albany, "What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.

And the opposite of depression?" he asked the student from Tufts.
"Elation", said the student.

"And you," he said to the student from Oklahoma State University, "How about the opposite of woe?"
The student replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy up."