*frogs by Victoria Kinza*
Why Frogs Are Better Than Politicians
- frogs are slimey only when wet. politicians are slimey all the time and they aren't supposed to be.
- every word from a politician's mouth is a lie. every word from a frog's mouth is a croak.
- frogs are cute.
- frogs eat what pisses them off. politicians ignore or lambast anyone who pisses them off.
- frogs spend sundays the same as every other day. politicians have to go to church.
- frogs hang out with froggie friends. politicians hang out with whoever can benefit them most.
- no one has ever burned an effigy of a frog on the front lawn of the state capital building in albany new york.
- frogs have fan clubs. politicians club their fans.
- frogs don't care what you look like. politicians don't care.
- when their watery homes dry up, frogs burrow under or leave. when peoples' cities are flooded, politicians burrow under and pretend they didn't know for as long as possible.
- frogs are content. politicians are malcontents.
- kiss a frog and he may turn into a prince. kiss a politician and you may get trenchmouth.
-spike q 9/5/05
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