THAT'S "MISTER" SAM HAIN TO YOU

Mister Sam Hain is alive and well.
He was last reported seen driving around
Schenectaberry in his cruisemobile
listening to his favorite group,
"Smashing Pumpkins."

Any reports of him being none-existent
or dead are ill-founded.

SAM HAIN LIVES!!!

-sapphoq