Sunday, July 13, 2008

Discordian Funnies

A big shout-out to the Discordian Dude over at
http://www.maui.net/~discord/eris/text/humor.txt
for this one, copied and pasted word for word from there: 

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a  good

meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.



Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."



Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."



"What does that tell you?"



Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there

are millions of  galaxies  and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.  Horologically, I

deduce that the time is approximately a  quarter  past  three.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we  are

small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have

a beautiful day tomorrow. . . .   What does it tell you?"



Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.  "Watson, you dope.

Somebody has stolen our tent."
and for this one:

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List


It's been real. It's been fun. It's even been real fun.


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