IT'S OVER 1/15/07

Grab a huge bar of chocolate [or substitute if you must].

Place one piece at the north,
one at the east,
one at the south,
one at the west.
Put the rest in the center.
Sit within arm's reach of all of the chocolate.

Say to yourself,
"it's over" and eat the north,
"it's over" and eat the east,
"it's over" and eat the south,
"It's over" and eat the west.
"it's over" and eat the center.

then wipe your mouth on your shirtsleeve
and leave, knowing that it's over.

sapphoq. chocolate

ps this ritual best done alone.