Daddy Longlegs
A father watched his daughter Lucy playing in the
garden. He smiled
as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl
was. Suddenly she
just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over
to her and
noticed
she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" Lucy
asked.
They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?"
she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
"Is the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" Lucy asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are
Daddy Longlegs."
Lucy thought for a moment, then took
her foot and
stomped
them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that shit in our
garden."
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