A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman
asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry,
three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie.
So...What'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want
peace in the Middle East . See this map? I want these countries to
stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the
Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace
and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady,
please be reasonable. These countries have been at war for
thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for
five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it
can be done. Make another wish, and please be reasonable."
The
woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun,
likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed and
gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
faithful. That is what I wish for...........a good man."
The genie
let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the freaking map again."
With apologies to all the good men I know but it's still funny.
sapphoq n friends
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